childishgambinyes:

One time, I had a polly pocket machine that would make all the clothes sparkly and glittery. I was so happy with it that i wanted to do it with my own clothes. So I asked my mom for a can of glitter that I said I was going to use for a project and I poured all of it into our dryer after my mom started my clothes.

The entire inside of the dryer ended up being covered in glitter.

My mom threw away my glitter machine.

(Source: kendricklamart)

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via byeliz)